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2001-07-10
Beethavean Scottland
B. ?.75 Washington, DC / D. 7.2.01 New York
Head Injury
A hot humid July night in Brooklyn. Sidewalk dawdlers talking on cell phones—boink!
Fight weather, makes you want to go out and punch people in the nose. Park joggers paying for bottled water with sweat-soaked twenties—ba-boom!
You�re trying to write obituaries, and all you can do is wonder at how many people still aren�t dead. Charles Manson—pow!
The century�s events have been pre-recorded and edited to make you scream. Steven Spielberg—wham!
What�s really happened takes so long to know— The congressman—ping! The comedienne—pong!
that what happens next is the past. J.D. Salinger—pah-whomp!