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2001-03-25
They're watching the Oscars in the space station, but are they drinking Coke or Pepsi?
Why was Charlton Heston wearing a medal?
Did Ellen Burstyn always want to look like the Queen of Atlantis? Was she just faking the 70�s?
Was Tom Hanks really embarrassed to be mentioned from the stage?
Now that the British have been denied the best supporting actress award, will they withdraw from NATO?
I got bored after the first 30 seconds of the Britney Spears commercial. The boring portion of the program has begun. It will continue until daybreak, or seem to. I am old.
A moment of panic while I search for the �clicker� in a rush to mute Sting�s Disney song.
It may be beyond my powers to watch the Oscars, write about them, and cook lamb stew all at once. I fear the lamb has toughened.
What a delightful coincidence, that it is necessary to watch Angelina Jolie's lips move in order to be able to understand what she is saying.
My mother will be so happy that Benicio won�she loves him.
Who on earth goes to oscar.com?