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2003-07-11

Colonel Tom Parker (b. Andreas van Kuijk)
B. 6.25.09 Breda, Netherlands / D. 1.21.97 Las Vegas
Stroke

Iím sorry to say itís going to take closer to 4 billion dollars a month to keep me writing this site.
I know I quoted you 2 billion originally.
As I said, Iím sorry.
Iím just sorry.
But every time I sit down at the computer to work Iím surrounded by Arabs demanding I share my electricity.
Arab children, melted ice cream pooling in their cupped handsódonít they know they have to eat it faster?
Gasoline-eyed Arab women Iím not supposed to look back atóoh no not too distracting.
Slaves, former slaves, descendants of slaves, also-ransówhatever their relationship to the institution, theyíre all over me too.
By the way, the 36% of all Hispanic boys in the New York City public school system who are also obese live in bunkbeds next to my desk now.
And the Antichrist wonít stop moping in the corner about how Lisa-Marie Presley has stolen his gig.
Like the millennium was my responsibility.
Blood rain blood rain blood rainóthis isnít letting up any time soon.

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