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2002-03-04

Jayne Mansfield (b. Vera Jayne Palmer)
B. 4.19.33 Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania / D. 6.29.97 Near Biloxi
Car Accident / Not Decapitated!

Through her rear window I regretted to observe my next door neighbor putting on the bra display I’d hoped to show my friend Patrick Bateman, who'd left just minutes before. Exhibitionists are seldom reliable.
When I came inside from the back steps there was Monica Lewinsky (tragically un-slimmed for her HBO moment) getting sprayed with so many layers of meta-journalistic profit-generating product that it seemed impossible she shouldn’t suffocate to death on the spot like a victim of Goldfinger. You know what this means. . .Suspense is everywhere!

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